do i ever sleep? the world may never k(no)w
im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid
it’s not that i’m not a “morning person” i love mornings
i’m just not a “waking up person”
Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.