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scraggay:

do i ever sleep? the world may never k(no)w

captainsisko:

im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid

wank0ff:

it’s not that i’m not a “morning person” i love mornings

i’m just not a “waking up person”

vesley:

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.